I am now an Entertainment staffer in our school's paper, The OLPSian Times. I was thinking of writing blind items about celebrities, since it's "Entertainment". I mean c'mon, is it a fantastic idea, or what? HAHA. No, I have no idea what to write yet. Me and Mikhail (my editor, o di ba, sosyalin!) were thinking movie reviews and I also suggested a book review. Oh what the hell. If I'd make a review about Superman Returns this is what you're apt to see:

Brandon Routh is gorgeous. He's so damn cute...and he's hot. He's everything Toby Maguire's not. He makes me swoon. And if he makes you swoon, too, I don't care. And, uh, I give this movie five stars 'cause Brandon Routh is...HOT.

HAHA
Makes no sense I know.

Now before I turn in, I have something I'd like to put here. It's very important.
RAE BARBOZA
FUCK YOU.
You've got such a horrid, horrid face and an attitude to go with it. In a few days, I hope you'll turn to stone, you f@#$*& scoundrel...